Juses Crust teh Lard is the savior (and boyfriend) of Spoderman, Dr. Robuttnik, and Metal Sanic. He serves bread crusts and wine at Taels's Pizzeria. 

"YE MUST OBEY JUSES CRUST! HE IS TEH LARD!"--Dr Robuttnik whining with Dr. Oz on TV 

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