~"Let's divide this slice of Bowser Bread into four sections!"~ Merio, teaching Alex Jones fractions on TV
Merio is a total knockoff and fuddy-duddy cousin of Mario and Malleo. He has baked Cinnamon-Raisin Bowser Bread for Magolor and Sanic during the holidays in his Bright Buns Bakery. He later decided to join the I Suck Society. He is a notable friend of Sawneek.