The Master Dorito (aka Green Dorito) is the master of all chaos doritos. It is guarded by Knackles Enchilada.
The spirit behind this dorito...[]
Green doritos are loomynarty, confirmed!!! This is the undeniable evidence!
The Master Dorito is believed to be the son of the Loomynarty, and has earned a terrible rap by conspiracy theorists.
~"This doesn't taste ANYTHING like cheese... this tastes like money and evil!" ~ Taels, when he ate a green dorito in front of Knackles on the Lor Starcutter in Hotel Magolor.
~"Hey, you! Human guy named Robuttnik! Listen up! You've eaten over 9000 of my own triangle-shaped singular-eyed SPECIES! You must die!"~ Master Dorito raging over Dr. Robuttnik eating a bag of shrimp mayonaise doritos in Sanic Civil War.
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