Spoderman, the Master of Whining
"Darn it! Gotta spin freakin' webs!"
Some attributes
First Master Producer of SWAG!
Second Earns awful rap by Dr. Oz fans
Third Loves Juses Crust, who has changed his life
Other attributes

Who knows? Spoderman is actually quite a good whiny little ol' man!

Spoderman is one of Sanic's friends. He was featured on the Dr. Oz show, talking about how to let go of a rough and tough past. Spoderman's second best friend is Juses Crust, who has changed Spoder's life by making himself (Spoderman) realize what a whiny little bitch he was as a child...

This is the bread Spoderman gives Sanic every Christmas.